American Horror Story Season 6: We Don’t Know The Theme Yet, But, Rest Assured We Will Be Recapping It

The day of the Season 6 premiere of FX’s American Horror Story has arrived. And what of that theme, eh?

Yeah, I know we still don’t know. FX have done an incredible job of keeping the whole thing a mystery. No, I am not the least bit impressed. Mostly because of this image:

 FX's 'American Horror Story,' Season 6 promo pic, spider eyelashes

FX’s ‘American Horror Story,’ Season 6 promo pic, spider eyelashes (AKA: Things that will kill me if I have to watch them) [Image via FX]

If Season 6 of American Horror Story is about spiders, I am in for some serious hell over the next few weeks. Spiders are my kryptonite. Seriously, if I have to watch spiders all over the place, it could just be the death of me. And, as FX chief John Landgraf revealed to Vulture, of all the reveals done in the lead up to the Season 6 premiere of American Horror Story, only one of them is correct. The rest are bullshit designed to lead viewers astray. So, we know what will happen, don’t we? I will be punished with recapping a show where the entire season is based around spiders. I am crossing fingers this isn’t the case.

The only synopsis we have so far for American Horror Story Season 6 is this piece of crap from FX’s website:

“American Horror Story is an anthology horror drama series created and produced by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk. The Emmy and Golden Globe winning franchise is from Twentieth Century Fox Television.”

Thanks for nothing guys. This better be worth it! On the upside, FX were considerate enough to release the following video via Twitter that shows all the decoy teasers for Season 6 in the one spot.

 

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American Horror Story returns to FX with Season 6 on Wednesday, September 14 at 10 p.m. ET.

Are you excited about Season 6 of American Horror Story? Or are you as shitty as hell you have no idea what you’ll be tuning in to tonight? Let us know by commenting below!

[Image via FX]

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